I’m convinced that Heaven is a Scandinavian community living on a Pacific Island with a Reggae Band and a Wet Bar….
Entries from April 2009
Nugget #191
April 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Fear is just a precursor to pacification.
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Nugget #190
April 15, 2009 · 1 Comment
The ironic thing about the word “stress” is that r-e-s-t is found in it….
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Nugget #189
April 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment
No matter how hard you squeeze an orange, you’ll never get apple juice.
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Nugget #188
April 14, 2009 · 2 Comments
A passive lover thinks “Love hasn’t found me yet.”
An aggressive lover thinks “I’m still looking for love.”
A passive-aggressive lover thinks “Love stinks!”
Which one are you? 
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Nugget #187
April 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Have you ever wished on a star and then realized it’s an airplane? Maybe for an extra 15 dollars per wish, dreams do come true…
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Nugget #186
April 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment
What is “important” today, is often insignificant tomorrow. Why not skip ahead?
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Nugget #185
April 1, 2009 · 1 Comment
Live your life only for accomplishment, and you will accomplish all but living.
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